Spring Cleaning Warrior T-Shirts

"There's more inside."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'This spring fix-up special also comes with a toll free ‘What-The-Hell-Was-I-Thinking-Of' Help Hotline.'

Let's get organized

"I didn't spark joy."

An Unexpected Guest.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

The household cavalry

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Dust Bunny

The Deer of Spring.

Fumes from furniture

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Spring Cleaning

Categories are the key to organizing.

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Spring Chicken"

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

Floor Cleaner

It's officially spring

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

Spring Cleaning

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

Decluttering. . .