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Bed Bugs after a materess flipping

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I didn't spark joy."

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"There's more inside."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Fumes from furniture

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Spring Cleaning

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Categories are the key to organizing.

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Floor Cleaner

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'This closet needs digitized.'

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."

Decluttering. . .