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Bed Bugs after a materess flipping

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Domestic Superheroes!!

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I didn't spark joy."

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"There's more inside."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Fumes from furniture

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“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Categories are the key to organizing.

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

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"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

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"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."

Decluttering. . .