Spring Breaker Gifts

'I always thought that meant the time after students returned from Spring Break.'

"The First Robin of Spring Break"

"I went on spring break a boy and came back an alcoholic."

Must be spring break.

Do you believe there's a heaven? You mean like spring break in Mazatlan? No, after you die. Do you go to an amazing place where everything is perfect? An incredibly peaceful setting, perfect weather, blue skies and warm waters, beautiful women

Chicken Fight

"Baldo, do you want to house-sit for your Tia Zulema? She's leaving town 'til Friday?"

Mark and John have a wet t-shirt contest.

Corovavirus

'Let's not go by the book.'

"First class, or with children?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Man running in a hamster wheel

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Read that last part back to me.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Pole Vault Rules

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."