Spring Breaker Gifts

'I always thought that meant the time after students returned from Spring Break.'

"The First Robin of Spring Break"

"I went on spring break a boy and came back an alcoholic."

Chicken Fight

"Baldo, do you want to house-sit for your Tia Zulema? She's leaving town 'til Friday?"

Mark and John have a wet t-shirt contest.

Corovavirus

'Let's not go by the book.'

"First class, or with children?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Man running in a hamster wheel

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Sports Radio in Crisis

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