Spraying Gifts

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Man using to much bug spray

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Baby on board.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

BLESS YOU

A Rifle Competition in the North

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

A man shoots at a drone.

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

Hit a duck, win a prize.