Spraying Mugs

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Man using to much bug spray

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

BLESS YOU

A Rifle Competition in the North

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"I'm using a silencer!"

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

'You better have a hunting license.'