Spotless Wonder Pillows

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowman

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Look man, no wings!'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

Shaved Ice

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

At the "Ice-C-U".

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Ice-Cube-IV

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

"Hello, Number 6!"

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'