Spotless Wonder Pillows

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowman

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

'Look man, no wings!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Shaved Ice

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Ice-Cube-IV

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

Skier.

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

Snowman Tattoo

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"