Sporty Technophile Pillows

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"The record player is skipping again."

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'I just got text-heckled!'

Remote control bridge in bath.

Digital Canvas

Sports and new technologies

"In the olden days, these things were used to store your contact details."

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

'Aren't any of these interactive?'

"Too much information."

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

"These endless software updates are killing your joie de vivre."

"Play Ball!"

City Marathon.