Sporty Sound Maker Pillows

Boxing with your harp

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Marimba

Guitarist

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Future garbage truck driver.

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Piano Recital

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Guitar Man.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Artist and Musician

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Musical notes bubble gum.

Music downloads

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"Check out this new store."

A woman playing a keyboard

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Bagpipes in the bath.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."