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Boxing with your harp

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Future garbage truck driver.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Piano Recital

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Music downloads

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Eric Clapton.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Musical notes bubble gum.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Noel Coward.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Check out this new store."

A woman playing a keyboard

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.