Sporty Receptionist Gifts

Office of the Football Coach

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'You know too much,'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

"Useless information"

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.'

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'