Sporty Chef Gifts

"Al dente!"

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Witch's Brew.

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Better Not Squash.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Sushi Train Set.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Baker

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"I was in a different place then."

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Pizza Fencing

Football Pudding

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'Come now, Mr Symes. I am a Master Chef. I'll admit the steaks are high. But then so are the rewards.'

Boxer with a pizza

"Can't talk now, I'm dicing with death, we're doing stir-fry."

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

'To you, it's alphabet soup...to me, it's verbal abuse.'

Lobster potion.

Kitchen chef

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."