Sports Trivia Master Prints

Herman Mankiewicz

Historical memory is on life support.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Funky Facts: Football.

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

I love being right.

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

'Which Louis am I again?'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

Pub Quiz

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

A scientist with Biology, Chemistry and Science Trivia certificates on his wall

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

Quiz Night: Questions on all subjects....

Mind versus matter.

Throwing the syringe.

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

'He's okay otherwise, but I get sick and tired of hearing about his lifetime batting average of .325.'

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

'I'm trying to keep up with the news. Who is this Ben Ghazi everyone is talking about?'

'I know you - you borrowed half a crown from me in 1958!'