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Funky Facts: Football.

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

'... And now, the sports gossip.'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

It had nil nil written all over it! - Oxford Utd FC v Cambridge Utd FC on University Challenge.

'He's okay otherwise, but I get sick and tired of hearing about his lifetime batting average of .325.'

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

"I'm working on a new way to lose a football game." "Never mind, I'm sure whatever it else, the Browns have already patented it."

Throwing the syringe.

Trivia Pursuit

"Someone should tell her...her breath will smell bad after this."

Evolution of the cricket ball

An elephant's memory: not always too reliable.

Pub Quiz.

"She disappeared somewhere between the World Series and the Super Bowl!"

"Do you think football may have given you permanent injuries you'll have for the rest of your life?"

Highway Code

Lincoln is forced to rethink his theory that you can fool some of the people all the time.

'No, I do not know who had a number one hit with Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep.'

'See? Right there where the brain's supposed to be? Nothing but a head full of sports statistics.'

'Why does everyone keep telling us to remember 1966? My Dad wasn't even born then.'

New inductees

"How come you can recall every goal that George Best ever scored, but you can never remember my birthday?!"

'A question of port.'

"I'm about to be substituted, can you check Ceefax to see if he's still manager"

Defecting Cuban Baseball Players

',,, the rules are simple, get a question wrong and we kill you'