Sports Trivia Aficionado Prints

Evolution of the cricket ball

Funky Facts: Football.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Punishment for the kicker.

Football heads...

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

'To protect their investments, many baseball owners are hiring bodyguards for their players.'

The Washington Arbitrators

"We must prepare for the threat of China laying claim to Raducanu."

'... And now, the sports gossip.'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

It had nil nil written all over it! - Oxford Utd FC v Cambridge Utd FC on University Challenge.

Throwing the syringe.

The Breakfast of Cheaters

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

"I'm working on a new way to lose a football game." "Never mind, I'm sure whatever it else, the Browns have already patented it."

'...You have a morbid fear of the ball.'

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

...'So I said forget about the wages, I just want to play football.'

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

'He's okay otherwise, but I get sick and tired of hearing about his lifetime batting average of .325.'

"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."

Pirate sitting in boxing ring, trainer talking to boxer: 'Watch out for his right hook.'

'Extinct species' 'England Wimbledon Champ'

"I'm packing up my football equipment! Why do you ask?"

Best guess, nuclear war or the French football camp!

Football League - Concussions R Us.

"Daddy doesn't hate the Yankees. Daddy has issues with the Yankees."

Fat kids in football T-shirts, Rooney and Ronaldo. Man says: 'It's good for kids to have sport role models.'