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Funky Facts: Football.

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

'... And now, the sports gossip.'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

'He's okay otherwise, but I get sick and tired of hearing about his lifetime batting average of .325.'

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

Throwing the syringe.

Trivia Pursuit

"Someone should tell her...her breath will smell bad after this."

Evolution of the cricket ball

An elephant's memory: not always too reliable.

Pub Quiz.

"Do you think football may have given you permanent injuries you'll have for the rest of your life?"

Highway Code

'No, I do not know who had a number one hit with Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep.'

'See? Right there where the brain's supposed to be? Nothing but a head full of sports statistics.'

New inductees

'A question of port.'

"I'm about to be substituted, can you check Ceefax to see if he's still manager"

Defecting Cuban Baseball Players

',,, the rules are simple, get a question wrong and we kill you'