Sports Trivia Champ Prints

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

Funky Facts: Football.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

'He's okay otherwise, but I get sick and tired of hearing about his lifetime batting average of .325.'

Sometimes it takes me a little while to adjust!

Throwing the syringe.

'My mind's gone blank.'

"Once again, the answer is no."

Evolution of the cricket ball

An elephant's memory: not always too reliable.

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

'See? Right there where the brain's supposed to be? Nothing but a head full of sports statistics.'

New inductees

Final Answers

"I'm about to be substituted, can you check Ceefax to see if he's still manager"

"State bird?" "Eastern goldfinch!" "State flower?" "Purple violet!" "Ok! Go on!"

Defecting Cuban Baseball Players

Sports Reference Library - Who's on steroids: file, Who's not on steroids: file.