Sports Trading Pillows

Currently Boston

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Will work for ETFs

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Day trading.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Smiling businessman with rising profits

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Chinese stock market

Jumping Wall Street.

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'Superstock'

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

'Don't worry dear, I made a bundle shorting your failing financial services company'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

Looks like another profit's warning

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

Out of control

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

How I met your mother