Sports Trading Pillows

Currently Boston

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Will work for ETFs

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Day trading.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Jumping Wall Street.

'Superstock'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Chinese stock market

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

Looks like another profit's warning

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

'Don't worry dear, I made a bundle shorting your failing financial services company'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

Out of control

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."