Sports Gambler Pillows

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."

Fantasy Football Betting Pool

"I'm going to the house what England winning the World Cup, luckily the house doesn't belong to me."

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'

'Remember to beat the point spread in the rat race, Gerald.'

'Those two are going at it with hammer and tongs.'

Alien And Jock

FIFA Octopus: What? Blue Jays against Nationals? Jays 3-2!

"Why are you using your phone during the match?"

Betting Shop

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Dog in casino.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

How I met your mother

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

Post Game Day Betting.

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'Will you make the final table?'

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."