Sports Gambler Mugs

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."

Fantasy Football Betting Pool

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'

'Remember to beat the point spread in the rat race, Gerald.'

'Those two are going at it with hammer and tongs.'

Alien And Jock

"Why are you using your phone during the match?"

Betting Shop

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Dog in casino.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

How I met your mother

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

Post Game Day Betting.

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

'Will you make the final table?'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

'I'm going to refer you to a doctor. You seem to have developed immunity to winning stocks.'

Aggressive investing.

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

'...here are this week's lucky fur balls.'