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'I heard a rumour that Age Concern may stump up some sponsorship.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

The Boys of Indian Summer

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

"You know very well what fish!"

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'You better have a hunting license.'

'You got a problem with that call? Do ya, Coach? Well I call 'em the way I see 'em!'

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

Passionate about Football.

"Atlas! We require a small sample."

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

'Precise, analytical and beautifully reasoned address. Now condense it down to a snappy sports metaphor.'

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

"The All-Star Game is just a fun way to decide which league will host the San Francisco Giants' next championship romp.*"

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

"I never knew you could have so much fun with a global debt bubble."

'Your opponent only hit you once - the ref hit you at least a dozen times...'

"Honestly, I don't really start paying attention until the playoffs."

'Look, enough about me... let's talk about my golf swing.'

'We're giving all the players cigarette lighters. . . Because you lose so many matches.'

"You're right, the England squad are taking a long time in that scrum"

"Now they'll never know who's on first."