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"I'm probably in the minority, but I would've loved to see Mantle on steroids."

Changing Minds

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

The Boys of Indian Summer

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'I heard a rumour that Age Concern may stump up some sponsorship.'

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

'You got a problem with that call? Do ya, Coach? Well I call 'em the way I see 'em!'

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Mud Slinging

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

Sometimes it takes me a little while to adjust!

"Advantage, Mom."

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

"In my day, if you colluded with anyone, Dad went for his belt."

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

'I'm sure that last ball was lbw.'

'Oh stop, Harold! You're having an argument at home, not at the ball park!'

"You're right, the England squad are taking a long time in that scrum"

I'm part of a pilot project to further curb military spending

"Banning A-Rod for the entire season is tragic. However, banning him for the postseason might be a good omen."

'My client pleads not guilty by reason of too much video game violence made him do it.'