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"Advantage, Mom."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Like Minded

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Verbal Orders

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

And now, for a rebuttal.

Global warming debate.

The last word.

Approved Debate Questions

'My opponent hates cats.'

Debate Club Note

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.