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'I heard a rumour that Age Concern may stump up some sponsorship.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

The Boys of Indian Summer

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

"You know very well what fish!"

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'You better have a hunting license.'

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

'You got a problem with that call? Do ya, Coach? Well I call 'em the way I see 'em!'

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

Passionate about Football.

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

'Precise, analytical and beautifully reasoned address. Now condense it down to a snappy sports metaphor.'

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"Atlas! We require a small sample."

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

"The All-Star Game is just a fun way to decide which league will host the San Francisco Giants' next championship romp.*"

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

"I never knew you could have so much fun with a global debt bubble."

'Look, enough about me... let's talk about my golf swing.'

'Your opponent only hit you once - the ref hit you at least a dozen times...'

"Honestly, I don't really start paying attention until the playoffs."

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

'It isn't football hooliganism, it's a cultural clash.'

'Jameis Winston is going over to the sideline, I'm not sure if he's been suspended again, or just broke a chin strap."

"You're right, the England squad are taking a long time in that scrum"