Sports Terminology Enthusiast Gifts

"I meant I was open metaphorically, to new ideas and experiences."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Football Chameleon

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

If nobody had invented graphics

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

A day at the transgenic races

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Ratminton

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"How should we divide the teams?"