Sports Strategy Schemer Gifts

"All I know Doc is that I seem to feint a lot."

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

The Other Cooperstown

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I love fast break business success."

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

'Are you blind ref?'

'Here's the game plan going forward. We acknowledge any and all 'mistakes,' then fake fixing them.'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

"Do you call this a business plan?"

"I've made myself a success through a combination of long-term planning and short term tantrums."

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

"Marketing hired a golf pro as our spokesperson. Finally, we've got someone on the ball around here."

'Things look much better long-term, once we pass the statute of limitations.'