Sports Safety Crusader Pillows

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Very fine people on both sides."

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'