Sports Safety Crusader Prints

"I'm concerned about brain damage in football."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Baby on board.

On the brink.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Very fine people on both sides."

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'