Sports Quiz Enthusiast Pillows

'A question of port.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Spot Quiz....

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Spot the fur ball.

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

Bob Monkhouse

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

The Mom quiz show

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

Pandemic Jeopardy

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

"I've had enough of character building, Dad. Can I support a successful team now?"

'According to the compatibility test in this magazine, no jury would convict me.'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

Am I Coming Down With Something?

University Challenged