Sports Quiz Enthusiast Mugs

'A question of port.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Spot Quiz....

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Spot the fur ball.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

The Mom quiz show

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'According to the compatibility test in this magazine, no jury would convict me.'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

Pub Quiz

Am I Coming Down With Something?

"I'll take Weimaraners for $1,000."