Sports Psychiatrist Pillows

Sport Psychology Department.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Personal conker trainer.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Uptight End"

National Academy of Sport

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

Team medic spraying deodorant

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

Sports Medicine.

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

'What are you really running from?'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

'Turn your head and cough.'

Injured player

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

Psychologist to patient: 'I'm afraid there's still not a lot we know about choking over 2-inch putts.'

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

"My mother was overbearing and my father neglected me! Hut, hut!"

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'