Sports Psychologist Pillows

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

'I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time.'

"But what if the guy in the bleachers is right? What if I do suck?"

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."

Sport Psychology Department.

'The bad news is that you have Multiple Personality Disorder - the good news is one of you is hitting .432.'

'You're in the big leagues, Sid, so suck it up. If the voices in your head are heckling you, just ignore them.'

"This is our new 'winning isn't everything' approach."

"Sorry, I didn't realize you saw me in the stands booing you."

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

"Well executed, both of you!"

Henry's confidence was down.

'What are you really running from?'

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."

'We can learn a lot about motivation for sports psychology.'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

Psychologist to patient: 'I'm afraid there's still not a lot we know about choking over 2-inch putts.'

'He's not a doctor or an athletic trainer. He's not even a coach!'

'At first I decided that Bob should sit out the rest of the game. He twisted his mind... but now I'm thinking - hey, maybe this is an opportunity.'

Psychiatrist stretcher

'He looks mean. Avoid eye contact.'

'Don't you see, Rick - your slump is just a success neurosis. You found your .394 batting average dangerous, and feared it would bring about resentment.'

Olympic Doping

"Remember, it's mind over batter."

Ruff! Ruff!

"My ultimate sports fantasy is to see a star player request a baseball autographed by the umpire crew."

"Sometimes there are just a lot of things to be sad about."

"I know I could keep my slider down if they would just fire the manager."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

"I'm psyched!"

Guilt Day at Shea.

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"