Sports Psychology Pillows

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

Eye Doctors. Sport Psychologists. Reception. Which focus group are you here for today?

"Strike three, strike three! Please, God, strike three!"

Psychologist to patient: 'I'm afraid there's still not a lot we know about choking over 2-inch putts.'

'Don't you see, Rick - your slump is just a success neurosis. You found your .394 batting average dangerous, and feared it would bring about resentment.'

"Remember, it's mind over batter."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

Personal conker trainer.

Perils of the double play.

"Uptight End"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

The Other Cooperstown

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

"I love fast break business success."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Are you blind ref?'

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'