Sports Psychology Buff Pillows

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

Golfing Boss

Personal conker trainer.

"Uptight End"

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Will that be coach?'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

Arch of Triumph Save

'What are you really running from?'

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

Psychologist to patient: 'I'm afraid there's still not a lot we know about choking over 2-inch putts.'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"My mother was overbearing and my father neglected me! Hut, hut!"

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."