Sports Psychology Buff T-Shirts

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

Personal conker trainer.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"Uptight End"

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

The Hockey World

Vendor selling testosterone.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Will that be coach?'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Arch of Triumph Save

Kick! Go for it!

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

'Well, that was a mismatch. . . ok, we need a volunteer - who wants to guard Godzilla?'

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

'What are you really running from?'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Psychologist to patient: 'I'm afraid there's still not a lot we know about choking over 2-inch putts.'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

"My mother was overbearing and my father neglected me! Hut, hut!"