Sports Observer Pillows

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I AM at my usual position."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Glance Exchange

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

State Budget.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Watching the football.

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

Nervous at a party.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.