Sports Violence Observer Pillows

'Yes, the middle east has suicide bombers...but we have hockey violence!'

"I AM at my usual position."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

Octopus in the bleachers.

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

Hockey cheerleaders.

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

Winter Olympics

My first rodeo

'Oi! You looking at my 1/3?'

"Impressive brawl skills."

Football League - Concussions R Us.

Main St Ottowa

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

Football League: Concussions R US.

A runner crosses the finish line chased by a nurse.

"I'd feel more comfortable if you'd use diplomacy."

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'This should be interesting.'