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'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Interdisciplinary studies.

City Marathon.

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'..and one for the pot.'

"Is that neat whisky?"

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

Books and Phones

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Cowpunk

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'I think it's time we left...'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

'Are you a good mixer?'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

House trained cat

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

"... And I’m not saying he wouldn’t make a good president, but with a name like ‘Mitt Romney’ he’d make a better quarterback."