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New music conference

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Birds with Headphones

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Books and Phones

Old songs made new

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Bach Doubles

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Cellist uses his bow to play snooker with.

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Beethoven's 10th

House trained cat

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

My Dog Scratch

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.

"... And I’m not saying he wouldn’t make a good president, but with a name like ‘Mitt Romney’ he’d make a better quarterback."

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

Skeet Fishing.

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

'My break, isn't it, Lang?'

"I see that you work for one of those faith-based organizations."

"You realise if we're going to be proper urban foxes there's to be no more Country music in the den."

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

'It sort of makes the game more interesting.'