Sports And Music Mixer Mugs

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

New music conference

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Birds with Headphones

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Old songs made new

Books and Phones

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Bach Doubles

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Cellist uses his bow to play snooker with.

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Beethoven's 10th

House trained cat

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

My Dog Scratch

"... And I’m not saying he wouldn’t make a good president, but with a name like ‘Mitt Romney’ he’d make a better quarterback."

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.

Turn this music off! Please. Thumpa thump … Thank goodness. This is insane. How can they combine a talk show with house music? Allow us to explain: To attract younger audiences, we, the media conglomerates, must communicate on their terms, on their wavelength. More media, multimedia, simultaneous media, streaming screaming gleaming screeching grinding mind-bending media! I'm going to kill something! You're playing into their hands. Thumpa thumpa thumpa.

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

Skeet Fishing.

The exciting new game of skeet golf.

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

'My break, isn't it, Lang?'

'It sort of makes the game more interesting.'

"You realise if we're going to be proper urban foxes there's to be no more Country music in the den."

"I see that you work for one of those faith-based organizations."