Sports Mashup Enthusiast Prints

'I hate 'Paintball Night'...'

Snooker Golf.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Football heads...

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Punishment for the kicker.

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

Football Boomerang.

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

Boxing with your harp

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Our team has gone undefeated since my players started wearing moral Blinders!'

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

"Now you mention it, I suppose his temperament is comparable to that of a young John McEnroe."

'Did the bloke in the white shirt win?'

"Football Pool"