Sports And Satire Enthusiast Prints

'I was caught jogging past an Olympics sponsor's fat and sugar outlet.'

Alternative fielding positions

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The Golfing Accident

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Let's go over our secret play.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Football heads...

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Punishment for the kicker.

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Team medic spraying deodorant

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

Racketeer