Sports Mashup Enthusiast Mugs

'I hate 'Paintball Night'...'

Shot Putt-Putt.

Snooker Golf.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Punishment for the kicker.

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Football heads...

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

Boxing with your harp

Football Boomerang.

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

'Our team has gone undefeated since my players started wearing moral Blinders!'

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

...'So I said forget about the wages, I just want to play football.'

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

"Now you mention it, I suppose his temperament is comparable to that of a young John McEnroe."