Sports Marine Blend Gifts

Football Fish

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Snooker Golf.

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Support the Troops

"At ease!"

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

A Crown of Red Poppies

Nave SEALS - Navy Hamsters

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

'Don't worry about hostile take overs, Mrs. Perry... I was a member of the United States Marine Corps.'

School of Fish

"Now, Chalmers, imagine you're a particle whizzing round the Hadron Collider..."

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

"Actually, after five ribbons you get one medal free."

'How many merit badges do you have?'