Sports Highlight Enthusiast Gifts

'When do they actually start playing the Baseball?'

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Football Chameleon

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Mixed Doubles.

Monica Seles

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

A day at the transgenic races

Gary turns 40.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Raheem Sterling

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Saving a Heart

"How should we divide the teams?"

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."