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'When do they actually start playing the Baseball?'

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Football Chameleon

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

If nobody had invented graphics

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

"How should we divide the teams?"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

A day at the transgenic races

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Gary turns 40.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Saving a Heart

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Ratminton