Sports Halo Trendsetter Gifts

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Slam Dunking the Outtray

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Basketball Halo

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

'We plan to introduce bodychecking and fistfights to the game.'

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

"I should have warned you - pickleball makes you work up a sweat."

"Should I practice my violin or my curve ball?"

'Howzat?"

"Batter up..."

"I used to monitor the watch. Now the watch monitors me."

"Quickly! Call the hair stylist!"

Karate

"I could be a saint if I really wanted to."

Spoiled footballer uses a red carpet to score.