Sports Halo Trendsetter Gifts

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Pete Sampras

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

Pole Vault Rules

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Bradley Wiggins

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

Slam Dunking the Outtray

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Basketball Halo

Don't bug me about college! I'm doing all I can: good grades. Playing sports. Helped found Eco Club. What more can I possibly do? Acquire rich parents. Fast. College guide.

Tickets. Game Today. Football is not the same up here. Buying a ticket from a scalper won't get you in --- You have to see Saint Peter to get through the gate. Need Ticket. The players literally fly around the field. And all penalties are forgiven. Are there any similarities to the game on earth? Yeah. When the officials review a close play, it takes an eternity!

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

'We plan to introduce bodychecking and fistfights to the game.'

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

"Should I practice my violin or my curve ball?"

"I should have warned you - pickleball makes you work up a sweat."

"Quickly! Call the hair stylist!"

Xabi Alonso and Asier Illarramendi

'Howzat?"

"I used to monitor the watch. Now the watch monitors me."

"Batter up..."

Cristiano Ronaldo

Karate

Footballers - Denis Berkamp

Mike Tyson.

Dinara Safina

Spoiled footballer uses a red carpet to score.