Sports Commentator Fan Pillows

Score analogy for drunk commentator, "Lionel is 6 not out."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Spring Training

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

I think you're ace

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Perils of the double play.

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'