Sports Fan Analyst Pillows

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Raheem Sterling

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Spring Training

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Cricket Accidents.

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Putting Practice.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

The Other Cooperstown

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'