Sports Fan Analyst T-Shirts

"Good game."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Spring Training

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Cricket Accidents.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Putting Practice.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

The Other Cooperstown

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'