Entertaining Commentary Fan Pillows

"I like bad movies. I don't watch them, but I love the scathing reviews."

The commentators want to run the officials...

I break for toilet paper

Alpha males through the ages!

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

How Will They Manage without Us?

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

Bureaucrats Resting On Hercules Soldier.

"They don’t seem to mind us — it's the humans they want to keep away."

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

QANON PROUD BOY

Death to Stultophobia

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.

"The scratchpost is for the cat, the other one is for my son."

'The following program was made possible by a secret cabal of greedy capitalists....'

The New Cold War

Civilization Ltd Urgently Asks To Stigmatize the Unvaccinated!

"How do I know you won't turn around and blow it all on milk?"

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

'Upsize your children' - 20 to 25 % of children are obese.

"I hope you like sports metaphors."

The ascent of man.

Summa Cum Laude Graduate. Overqualified for every job I applied for.

Bad News, Really Bad News, Horribly Bad News, Devastatingly Bad News and Apocalyptically Bad News.

'And we don't discriminate against people of colour.'

"Sorry, I'm an avenging angel."

I.Q. profiling: 'Hey stupid - come over here.'